Funny Onion

I KNOW I'M a little late on this, but it's worth posting. The Onion has a great story about how some in Washington are worried that the Democrats will take political advantage of some of the recent mis-steps by the Bush administration. Some highlights follow, with a link to the full story.
"We are entirely capable of bungling this opportunity to regain control of the House and Senate and the trust of the American people," Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said to scattered applause. "It will take some doing, but we're in this for the long and pointless haul" ...read the full story at The Onion.
"Some rising stars with leadership potential like [Sen. Barack] Obama (D-IL) and [New York State Attorney General Eliot] Spitzer have emerged, but don't worry: We've still got some infight left in us," Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean said. "Over the last decade, we've found a reliably losing formula, and we're sticking with it."